Gillian Jacobs photographed by Ari Michelson for Sharp Magazine, June 2013
I have no idea how to feel about this picture because in one way that is #1 celebrity crush Gillian Jacobs wearing a tiny dress and chuck taylors but in another way it is a super interesting and gorgeous 30 year old woman dressed and posed to be a classically submissive/vulnerable teenage girl and I am conflicted.
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Coachella and Other Things You Can’t Afford
I am a (reasonably) young, “creative” person living in an urban environment. As such, essentially everyone I know purports to be poor. Like, super poor (their emphasis, not mine). Now, not to get all Reagan on your ass, but I fully believe that my friends’ particular breed of poverty is a choice. They’re not poor because they have to work two jobs to pay for their mother’s chemotherapy. They’re not poor because they were born disenfranchised. They’re poor because they waste their money on stupid, superfluous shit that does nothing to better their quality of life, because they still complain incessantly about being depressed.
Unless you’re attending as a paid member of the Monster™ Energy Extreme Promotional Team, if you’re going to Coachella this weekend, you no doubt shelled out tons of cash for tickets. Know what would have been a more productive thing to buy? Health insurance. If you’re wasting what little scratch you have on the tired, money-sucking trappings of young life that I’ll outline below, check yourself before you wreck yourself. Any by “yourself,” I mean your credit (which is what defines your worth as a human anyway).
FESTIVAL TICKETS
My great-grandmother spent a couple weekends in the desert once—escaping the Turks, who had murdered her entire family. The modern day equivalent of her journey consists of shitheads with Skrillex haircuts shlepping out to the godless wasteland that is the Coachella valley and spending $400 for the privilege of getting dehydrated on $12 beers, being aggressively marketed to by tech companies, and listening to the Red Hot Chili Peppers. No wonder the members of this generation have no goddamned character.
BRUNCH
According to my father, food exists solely to “make turds.” Viewing food as turd fuel means:
A) The word “brioche” doesn’t need to be in your vocabulary,
and
B) You don’t have to waste $30 every Sunday eating overpriced turd fuel in the company of women in sundresses and your hungover, financially irresponsible peers.
This fucking annoys me so much. I hate hearing people complain about how they have no money yet they buy useless shit they don’t need. Like did you really have to buy that tattoo/guitar/sports equipment from REI/etc? If it’s obvious you don’t know how to manage your money wisely then I don’t want to hear you complain about how you’re “poor.”
Here’s the thing.
And I’ve been called out on this before.
While there’s a fine line between being poor and broke, it’s super unsettling to see people complain about how others spend their money.
Just throwing that out there.
For serious. Let’s criticize how poor to lower-middle class people spend money recreationally because they’re not correctly capitulating to the fucked system that has decided that people with LESS money should be MORE financially responsible. What’s wrong with you, doing things that are fun!? Why aren’t you submitting!?
This is Red And Blue Jeans by the Promise Ring. It’s the best song that only has one lyric. ”Nothing feels good like you in your red and blue jeans and your white and night things.” It captures a sort of sensation of touch and movement and feeling all in that line and the music. You can almost hear yourself rounding the bases for the first time when you knew you were in love and sex was novel and meaningful and huge and life-altering.
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omg freaking out because DC Pierson answered a tweet I sent to him within minutes and he has just recently become one of my creative heroes so this is some insane instant gratification I love you twitter and DC.
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